dad

Whoots! Went badminton ytd. But it was qte sad coz both me and my dad had muscle cramps everywhere and therefore couldn't play to our best potentials. sighssss. Anyway, my dad kept getting me with drop-shot and I kept getting my dad with smack.
btw right, I realised sth very maddenning and saddenning. I AM SHORTER THAN THE NET!!!! boo-hoo, I'm a dwarf.

Oh ya, while we were playing badminton, there were these two ladies playing on the court nxt to ours. Ladies will remain ladies forever. While me and my dad were playing aggressive no-talking games, they were just hitting the shuttlecock to each other and disturbing the atmosphere by talking LOUDLY bout the latest sales around the area and CLOTHES. goose, I hope I don't growing up to be like them. How horrifying.

Played xiangqi with my dad too. My dad is chew cup pro man. He can make the game go to a stage where almost every move I make will lead to check-mate in his advantage. HOW PRO!!!

read hong's post. The part about naming their group katherine is very funny=) Imagine an ex-ma'am asking katherine "who are you and which grp are you frm?" then kathy will say "I'm katherine and I'm frm katherine." hahahaha
k nvm

THE MOST INFRURATING THING- first two days of sch got the orientation set-up thingy. the original plan was to go k-box which sharon, quan jie and jia lun if there was no jap. So sad larh.

i'm sad

can't wait for sch to start. I miss everyone i know whom i haven't seen during the hols!!! can't wait can't wait. And i still haven't done that stupid jap hmw yet. Can't bring myself to do it.

I miss my table mates, class mates and SQDMS! haha.....i miss my mates larh.....

This is a looooong holiday that doesn't seem like a holiday. So contradicting.

This post was brought to you by pipa-nige-long-ting-tong *appluase*

Mama

Yesterday was CHAO FUN!! hohox. Although we were the last to complete. But that's a good thing to coz we got MARSHMALLOWSSSS. Squadmates don't have. hehee.

My group mates: Si Hui ma'am, Wan Xin ma'am, Sock Keng ma'am, Sherin ma'am, Yung Hian ma'am, Hui Shan ma'am and Katherine.

Group Number/Name: Group 4 and our Group name is KATHERINE

Group Cheer: Keep repeating 'Katherine' to the tune of Jingle Bells

Prize for being last to complete: A bottle of peach tea, a packet of marshmallow and 10 packets of cheeseballs.

Dinner: Steamboat cum BBQ

Here are the details:

After the fox and rabbit game, we were off to our first destination. FARRER ROAD MARKET. I must say that Sock keng ma'am is chao pro coz she figured out most of the clues.

Counted the number of units and we got it wrong the first time round. PUNISHMENT: GREEN CHILLI. And you know the unpro me doesn't take hot stuff. So my whole mouth was practically on fire.

hoho. I'm in a rush for time therefore I shan't say all the stations. Anyway, wanna know why we are called KATHERINE?? Coz we couldn't think of a group name at first, therefore Sock Keng ma'am wanted to name us SHERIN. But she realised that if she goes "SHERIN JIAYOU", we as cadets have to say "SHERIN MA'AM JIAYOU" which is so weird. Therefore she decided to name it after the youngest group member. And Group 5 which was taking the same route as us decided to copy us and name after their youngest member which is CAMELIA.

Talking about Camelia, she DOES have some similarities as Si hui ma'am. About the looks. Maybe Si Hui ma'am keeps long hair now, therefore they don't look that alike anymore. I personally thinks she looks more like Camelia's sister. Their style. almost 80% similar. Which is A LOT. Voice. 65% similar. That makes it enough for anyone to suspect that Si Hui ma'am is Camelia's sister. Or long lost sister. Or whatever. But apparently, they are not.

hoho. Dinner was CHAO FUNNY! THAT KATHERINE LOR. Always make us laugh. Laugh until all of us cannot eat.

Anyway, chao sad and dissapointed that 37 ma'ams never come. haizzzz. hai2 yi3 wei2 go alumni games' day and dinner will have chance to see them lor.

Today, I was frantically turning the whole house over trying to find my NEW YORK NEW YORK SCORE!!! I ming ming left it on the organ de. And now it has dissapeared. I think someone probably took to wipe their butts then threw it away. haha jkjk. Told me teacher that I lost it. :'(

Gotta go le! Coz I going outtt for dinner.
Btw, mc, I WANNA PLAY BADMINTON TOO!! This week never play. :'( So sad...
BYE!

dad

sqdms! i'm finally gonna play badminton later! whoots! It'll be the fourth time in my life playing in a proper court. goose, I've finally upgraded from the miserable square patch in the basement! ~there can be miracle, when you believe~

omg, I'm hypervantilating=)

my darling badminton racket, you rock! Don't worry, I'll get you mended as soon as possible. trust me=)

dad

Alumni games days was damn damn damn fun!!!! Ytd was the nice nice day=)

Chua Si Min ma'am, Sheila ma'am and SiJia ma'am and Melia and two ex-ma'ams were in my grp. On the bus to the first destination, ma'am ask us where we live. Then I found out that Sheila ma'am lives around bukit timah, simin ma'am lives in ang mo kio and sijia ma'am lives around bukit timah too. Then sheila ma'am/simin ma'am said that shi yun ma'am said that cong always gen1 zong1 shi yun ma'am. hahaha. I can imagine it.

Accomplishment: I memorized the first 20 elements of the periodic table ytd. Becoze we had to recite it. Then I thought had to memorize it. So i sorta memorize a bit. Then I came home and brushed up, and I could memorize it liao. yay!

There was this water incident. Coz I draineded my water bottle even b4 we got outta the first destination, so I was dehydrating throughout. At the Farrer park market bus-stop, 38 ma'ams asked me and melia if we had water and we said no (melia finished hers too). ma'ams was bout to give us their water. We obviously cen't take it coz it means that ma'ams would have less water to drink. So we said we weren't thristy. anyway, some time later, after we got our ice and other stuff. Ma'ams asked us to drink the ice so quench thrist. They actually meant 'to drink the melted ice'. I misinterpreted and sucked the ice instead -.- anyway, then zhenzhen ma'am offerede us water. Me and melia din dare accept. Afterwards, at Turf City, we saw sqdms. Melia and I 'whisphered' across to chu to beg for water. But sqdm had no water liao. Zhenzhen ma'am saw us asked sqdms and offered us water again. We still din accept. Then she ordered us to drink it. We still din dare. Coz it would mean depriving ma'am of water if we drank. Now to the saddest part. Zhenzhen ma'am put the water in front of us. SO TEMPTING!!!! anyway, then the other ex-ma'am bought us ice-cream to eat. Me and melia ate a little only. Coz ice-creams inrease thirst. in the end, melia came up with this brilliant idea to go toilet to drink tap water. So we asked for permission and went to toilet. WAHHHH.....so shuai.....i love water. Even though it was a little salty. Then we filled our bottles and went back.

While cam and I went to buy ear-sticks for sqdms, ex-ma'ams talked to sqdms. And sqdms went to tell ex-ma'ams that i am hua1 xin1. i am fuming now. goose man. SQDMS!!!! sighs.....
anyway, according to sqdms, they told ex-ma'ams that i liked shi yun ma'am. So now the whole world knows that i like shi yun ma'am. goose. But i not high over shi yun ma'am liao....

oh ya, then while we were going run bukit timah, sheila ma'am kept telling simin ma'am "trust me".....

oh ya, i suddenly rmb sth. The other time, we were discussing bout where we would do drills when 41 came in. Some sqdms wanted to use the same spot and same sqdms wanted ot use the other side and let 41 use our ex-spot. The cong said "pls larh. The other side is bigger. this is called upgrading. Would you rather fight with 41 to use the old spot or upgrade to use a bigger spot?" i found it very funny.....haha

oh ya.....aaaaaaaaaaand *drum rolls*, JUNG'S BACK!!!!! ahhhh, finally. Her new specs are soooo cool, like that type of smart smart professor. And jung also gave us a belated taiwan chirstmas card. =)=)=)

~pipa

dad

I feel guilty. SRY XUE TING MA'AM!!!!

I shall narrate the story....
Xueting ma'am askes us a question. No one answers. Another ma'am askes again. I answer. It sounds as if I ignored Xue ting ma'am's question on purpose. I realised that only when cong told me. She also said that Xueting ma'am looked sad after that.
I really really didn't mean it. (SRY SRY SRY SRY SRY SRY) ma'am......yi3 wan4 ge4 dui4 bu4 qi3 ma'am!!!! goose, I'm feeling extremely guilty.

Actually Xueting ma'am is really really nice to us. As in, you can tell that she truly loves us. Sqms were discussing this topic in coro. When we did pumpings today, Xueting ma'am did very fast like the other 38 ma'ams. But, according to sqms, after the other 38 ma'am stood up, she continued doing the pumpings with us. I think that was very noble. As in, she has knee problems and she still did extra pumpings with us. Also, last time, it was really very obvious that we all didn't like her. But, she still din give up on us. I quote hong's speech. "If I was Xueting ma'am, I zao3 jiu4 fang4 qi4 liao."

thinking back to farewell day. I think we really dui4 bu4 qi3 ta1.

-nxt topic-

Hong and I had IvP meeting today. We decided on three. Water-regulating tap, non-electric alarm clock and porous velcro pull. But hor, I suddenly realised that there are alarm clocks that work on winding. As in, you can wind them up.

I memorized the caiqing sequence. Hope i don't forgot after the night's sleep.

pipa-nige-long-ting-tong. feeling guilty.

~pipa

Mama

HOHOHO!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS

SQUADMATES!!!

and to eveyone on earth! (who knows what christmas is)

hoho. Meichun's dragon moon very funny lor... Anyway, you sure missed out loads by not going for da 'dragon moon'.. It was chao fun! okay... Not THAT fun. but long yue is nice! MUACKS hoho. I <33333333>

Anyway, today, meet melia and cong at lavendar MRT station with my sis then we walked to beach road... My sis lost her way and thus wasted about 3omins. But it's okay... Coz we reach so early also no shops open... And cong was late.

Reach there at about 10. and only 1/6 of the shops were open. OKay.. Maybe less then that. Anyway, jiu4 shi4 a lot of shops not open. So we decided to go for brunch then go back up to see if more shops opens.

I ate don't know what. It's got fishball fishcake and meat. But apparently, it's not called fishball noodles. Don't know call what. my sis ate same as me and melia bought a plate of fried hokkien mee that took so long that when she came back with her plate of fried hokkien mee, I was half done with my whatever noodles. BUT!!! her comes the nice part. SHE FINISHED HER FRIED HOKKIEN MEE BEFORE ME!! -.-''' That's how slow I eat. Or rather, how fast she eats. And cong bought a cup of soursop drink! Wah.. What a filling brunch hor. No la. She ate her breakfast le. At first she wanted to eat rotiprata de. but don't know why she change her mind.

Nothing much, walked around the army market for don't know how many million round trying to find the cheapest thingos. and of course, to find the dear MR. CORDY TWINE and the correct size nylon rope. In the end. There were NO size 3 Mr. Cordy twine. How sad... -.- Waste time. Haiz.. And we bought 2 sizes of nylon of about same thickness but were not of same thickness. See which one ma'am like. haha. and we bought socks for squadmates! hoho. melia bought 2 cong bought 2 I bought 2 and we bought 9 extras for squadmates. Nice nice croc brand socks that will sag the moment you wear it. how nice.

Bought my dear ca xie bu finally. HAHA. We were practically ransaking all the cloths there trying to find the softest cloth -.- Coz my sis say softer the better. Dou1 yi1 yang4 la.

As expected, we young gentle ladies did not bargain at all. WHY? Coz none of us knows how to bargain. hoho. despite the fact that my mum taught me a few zhaos yesterday. So paiseh to bargain kae... Not like 38 ma'ams so daring. Coz according to them, one of them (don't know who) is chao good at sa1 jia4-ing and managed to get a ball of twine for about $1.10. SO PRO LOR. We bought 2 balls of size 3 not mr. cordy twine to zhan4 shi2 use at $1.50. Imagine if we bought our planned 60 balls and knew how to bargain, we would have saved $24 !!! WOW. That's A LOT EH!

hoho. Next time we going to buy twine, bring 38 ma'ams along. hiakhiak. jkjk.

My sis and bro playing mapleeeee. Siao la they. So crazy over that stupid game. hoho. I'm more siao. So many homework undone and I'm here chewing at my lovely skittles and blogging.

kk. BYE!

daddy

Realised that I missed out alot by not going ytd. Dragon moon sounds soooo fun as described on sqdms' blog. I wish I could go. boo-hoo.

I shan't use up my internet quota so fast this month. It's a promise which won't happen. Which is like duh. K nvm. I'm sprouting rubbish.

Wish I could go Dragon Moon....sqdms going (or gone) dragon moon rmb to jiayou!

Found out that we got KNOTS AND LASHING NOTES!!!!! YAY! I suddenly like knots and lashings so much. Coz they are soooo cute. I bet no one shares same views as me.

Chirstmas coming. I wish we could go for Chirstmas mass. I miss going to mass.

This is some crap post.

Btw, I'm delighted to announce that today's weather is almost fine. AND WHAT AM I DOING? staying at home typing rubbish. What a stew pig waste of time. I MUST play badminton later. Gonna bully my daddy into going to play with me. right. That's bout it.

The mocking bird bk is soooo interesting. Although my eyes burned after reading it. Why do book makers have to make the words so puny? Or maybe its just my eyes that are puny.........

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I read Liying ma'am's blog just now. I think she is so cool.

I'm in a crapping mood now coz of my failure at xiangqi. (In case you haven't alr figured, I lost.)

pipa-nige-long-ting-tong. Tekgu-Tekza!

ignorance is bliss. My comfort to myself for being dumb.

dumb dumb didi didi dumb dumb didi didi dumb....or something liddat.

lala-blahblah

pipa~

daddy

I am feeling very happy.

I have just crapped to my fullest on msn!

I feel so accomplish=)

.

I have discovered an amazing weakness in myself.

I have great difficulty in doing normal things while I'm semi-conscious.

Classic example below.

Xue ting ma'am called me while I was in dreamland.

I reached out, grabbed the phone off the hook, said hello, and semi-consciously put it back on the hook.

Where's my brain?!

I feel stupid. But I know I'm not stupid because at least I didn't say that I'm meichun.

It might just be any other idiot who picks up the phone and hangs it up almost immediately.

-.-

I just realised I described myself as an idiot. But, that proves I ain't an idiot coz no idiot would say that he/she is an idiot, unless he/she is a drop-dead idiot.

I realised I'm a drop-dead idiot.

I shall me magnamious and forgive myself for hurling abuse at myself.

I just realised how smart I am. With simple use of paragraphing, my post suddenly seems so loooong.

I wanna go dragon moon. I'm serious. I agree with pooh that I'm jealous. In fact, I'm weeping alr.

Dragon moon sounds so fun.

I think shee ting ma'am is very nice. She was nice during previous act=)

I am digressing.

I have settled on my New Year resolutions.

First, I am not going to fall asleep in class anymore.

Second, to make up for the time not spent on sleeping in class, I shall sleep at 9.30 or earlier each night, regardless of homework. Homework can be copied. Sleep can't.

I played xiangqi with my daddy. I lost miserably but happily. For the first time, he didn't gimme chance. I like that. My daddy is the coolest daddy on earth=)

My toe nail's turn purple again after wearing boots. Third toe nail to have the misfortune. I'm worried that by sec4, all my toe nails would have turned purple. That would be terrible. Where can I find a replacement?

How can I have hanged up shee ting ma'am's call?

I feel very sad. Don't bother to comfort me. At least it wasn't ahem=)'s call.

thank you for reading the above,
pipa

Mama

hahaha. I wanted to blog about farewell but had no time so until now then blog.

Farewell preparation was horrible. haha. As usual, keep getting scolded. But nevermind. Xi2 guan4 le...

On the day of farewell, ma'ams almost killed us ok! Whole day didn't even have a chance to sit except during lunch for a short 15-20 mins... And no water break at all. Wah piang. Want to dehydrate us eh... Later squadmates faint then they must fu4 ze2. hiak. If it's not that we tou1 tou1 give ourselves water break, someone would probably have fainted. Somemore our legs chao tired coz cannot sit down T.T

haiya... Suddenly no mood to talk about farewell. Why? Coz 39 ma'ams and 38 ma'ams hate us. I know that. And we know that. I seriously don't understand what's so hateful about us that the whole unit hates us! I know we are very louya. Not as good as 39 ma'ams and 38 ma'ams. But that's the reason why we are here! To let you all teach us to be better... Why must they hate us? Now that 37 ma'ams are gone, really gone... I really feel very lost, once again. Same feeling as POP. We no longer have anymore love from the unit. There's no one to keep us hanging there. It seems like it's the end of the world now... Why must our 37 ma'ams go so fast?? WHY?!! Don't know whether we will ever see them again. Or sit down and have a squad talk. Feel regretful that we wasted our last squad talk... Talking about nonsense and useless things that will not help us in any way...

Don't cry. 37 ma'ams is the only thing that's keeping me in NP now. Or rather, keeping US in NP. If one day this rope snaps, and all of us quits. There'll be no more 40 in NYNP. Maybe that's a good thing too! 39 ma'ams and 38 ma'ams will be so happy that they hold a party to celebrate the fact the we are gone.

Anyway, for the sake of our 37 ma'ams NCOs, WE SHALL REN3!!! WE MUST HANG ON RIGHT TO THE END!!! WE MUST NOT LIKE THESE ____________ BEAT US DOWN!!!

hahaha. Just fa1 xie4-ing. but I really don't understand. Why must the unit hate us?

Anyway, next year must try our best not to let 41 hate us. If not... We will have a very hard time in NP. And even the thought of 37 ma'ams might not even hold us there.

hmph. THat's all. BYE

Mama

Feeling chao tired now. Not coz I did something tiring. Just tired. But it's only 10.00... haiz... Maybe these few days need to go to school everyday under the farewell and other NP stress... These few days 9+ I will start feeling very tired le. And I will go to bed early. So maybe it's a good thing afterall... Haha.

Came online just to discuss dedication message with Cong and see what CDs squadmates have. If it isn't for this, I would have done to bed right after I not stupid too. Haha. Today's one very funny lor!! But very sad eh... They realised that they both like JingJing (<--- melia?!!) haha. I believe next episode will be chao funny! haha. Jerry will go ask JingJing who she like more.

Actually still got a lot to say de. But I need to go for family meeting le. And I'm late liao. Suppose to be at 10. And it's already 10.10 le. BYE!

dad

had sqdmeeting today, full recount again.....

reached sch bout 12.15....saw sqdm from the bridge. I actually wanted to climb the gate. But cong said that there were many ppl staring at me from the bus-stop and therefore I mustn't climb otherwise I'll spoil nanyang's reputation...So I walked to the main entrance. Then I passed Jing Yi ma'am and her friends. Then JingYi ma'am was with two friends. So although, there were 4 ppl on the path. Of course I cannot let ma'am walk on the grass right? So I walked on the grass....

Went to join sqdm at volleyball court. Practised the skit for farewell...Then we went canteen to rot. Sqdm started narrating the 38ma'ams-com-lab incident to me. Made me sooo jealous. Played piano....then sqdm announced the decision to go coro. Cam din wanna go. So I stayed at sch with cam and siusiu. Siusiu taught me a new song on the piano. We went to the com lab to spend time and came down when sqdms came bck. Played ball for a while.

There was this part when kathy, ah boy and I were sitting on the swing. Then ah boy asked me if I had crush before. This is the convo we had.

ah boy: ay, you got crush before?
pipa: err....like duh!
kathy: you from girls' sch right?
ah boy: So where does your scource of boy come from?
~pipa and kathy starts to laugh~
-.-

haha...

We practised 3rd class for awhile...there was one time when all of us reported together. And it was so cool! haha. Then we did a little 'voice-training'...Pooh's shouting is sooooo zai!!! I declare myself jealous....I wish I could shout half as zai as her=(

Practised skit again....then we called ma'am to ask if we could have x-tra drill prac on wed. We called Shi yun ma'am and Xue ting ma'am was with Shi Yun ma'am....maybe we shld have called Xueting ma'am (question bubble)....but we called many times before shi yun ma'am answered. maybe shi yun ma'am din answer coz she wanted us to call xueting ma'am. (question bubble 2)...

went home....
uneventful day.

~pipa

daddy

went to amelia and jung's blog....hundredth time going there, first time actually reading it.....went to cong's blog too....and went to chu's blog too....goose, i might as well say i went blogsurfing....

anyway, in cong's blog....there was this letter joke thing....qte long....i din read it. no offence. but i hate long jokes.....you spend ages reading it in detail and your eyes get so swollen that when you reach the punchline, it doesn't seem funny to you anymore.....

SANA prac assignment due tmr....and i've only did 5, excluding the one that i gotta re-do....stress stress....just realise i gotta go sch tmr regardless of whether there is extra drills, just to hand in that questionaire thingo....I wish there would be extra drills....but i wonder if there is, who will take us.....

I LOVE DRILLS!!!! *ahem* changed my entire perspective on drills=)....smiles cornyly....

just remembered something....that tiem during the captain ball competition thingy....shi yun ma'am's sqdm wanted to take a pic of shi yun ma'am and then after she took the pic, shi yun ma'am was like 'wo3 hai3 mei3 you3 xiao4!' in her trademark expression....haha...okay nvm....

i'm bored, i'm bored, i'm bored bored bored....i live in a world of boredom....

i've decided on the angel name i'm gonna use nxt yr- ETAIZU DOKIASA!!!!! so cute right....

went to sqd blog, saw the nov babies thing....a certain sqdm asked me to remain cute =)....thank you thank you, I know i'm very cute=)

Bought the sec 2 bks ytd....am reading them now....qte interesting........esp the romeo and juliet....I wish i could write like shakespears.........haha, i can carry on dreaming....

I LOVE DRILLS!!!!

i dunno if i can go sch on mon.....my ma probably won't let....

i hope we pass 3rd class......jiayou squaddies!!! aim to be (like cong said) 'the first sqd to pass it the first time'.....jiayou jiayou....

I LOVE DRILLS!!!!

this seems lie a ranting post....goose man....

~your cute sqdm, pipa

daddy

had sqd meeting today. I shall give a full recount.

Reached sch 'very early' as jia yuin would put it. Joined sqdm at the netball court. Then, sqdm decided to go coro for lunch. Then we took 157 to coro. And, at the coro bus-stop, some things happened. First, while still on the bus, I saw this track senior which I found soooo familiar. Then I was like staring hard at her. Later, I realised that she was the senior who show Sharon and I around on our second visit to nanyang. Anyway, I was still staring at her when we alighted. Then, feeling slightly paiseh for staring at the track senior for so long, I diverted my gaze. And then I saw huijun ma'am plus mian rong ma'am. I din have much reaction, but sqdm did. They were standing on the bridge looking down for a long long time. haha. Then I went to join them. After we finished looking, we turned back towards the coro side and saw mama and chuchu shaking their butts stupidly at the top of the stairs. haha, so funny.
Anyway, we went coro, bought the food and started eating. then dunno-who started this conversation bout ear-holes. Then I told them that if you poke your ears when you are young, the hole will grow as you grow older, which is the same principle as the fact that you grow bigger as you grow older. then sqdm starting adding crap until very li3 pu3 -.-
Anyway, then sqdm said they wanted to go buy the 'old pe shirt'. so we went to that draperies show. 39 ma'ams were sitting at the staircase there. then we took a bus back and nothing much happened.
Then we did drills....not that slack larh....and we did some voice training and I totally zou3 yin1. nvm.....
then later sqdm started crying. coz we realised only 10 40ppl will be attending farewell. Then sqdm started crying....sighs....get so worked up for what? anyway, I got them some toilet paper to wipe their tears....
Then we started singing np songs....then played piano....then amelia and hong went carried on playing, while cong, chu and I (haha- chu, cong and chun.. 3Cs) went to the swings. chu and I climbed over the railing =) We started discussing bout the diff betw gays and sissies and bout ear holes and bout bimbos and bout graces camp in sec 4. We can't wait to see shi yun ma'am in gown. Chu says she'll look very feminine. I can't imagine.... Talked bout sticker ear-rings too....haha, those balloon sticker ear-rings, so lame larh....and chu says I'll look weird with earrings, which I so agree. Then we talked bout cam and her bro....and bout how cam's ma is trying to girlify cam. haha

haha, thats it...